00:00:00 driver challenges Siri.
00:40:03 Al Bundy - why a woman's body
sells more beer
01:17:23 family feud - way your dad is like a bear.
01:37:16 random sick calls - I cannot make it in today.
01:57:22 i flip houses.
02:05:00 i am going home.
02:39:29 you kill em, we chill em
02:45:05 family feud - boy gives girl what
on her first date?
03:07:15 to cop - i am trying to keep up
with traffic.
03:18:11 Washington's dream.
05:48:26 sleeping under vehicle.
06:01:12 when chick fila employee forgets
to say my pleasure
06:42:27 midget as to share body spray.
06:51:04 beavis & butthead - Beavis has worms
in pants.
07:49:11 kindergarten gossip in the South.
08:52:12 family feud - Grandma stores what
in her cleavage.
09:14:03 nicknames in the South.
10:10:07 flying turtles.
10:39:27 water bottle ceiling fan challenge.
13:11:14 hand in the poop.
13:20:13 cats VS aluminum foil.
14:21:27 motorcyclist watching smartphone
14:34:01 alien VS Doberman gone wrong.
15:56:00 ultimate pole vault fail
16:01:18 don't insult the rookie.
16:31:11 rooster in attack mode.
16:43:10 family feud - astronaut would hate
to forget what?
17:24:11 spraying gasoline over customer.
17:33:23 if I die first, would you marry?
17:57:04 knocking coconuts out of a tree.
18:08:09 do you have a spare?
18:59:23 virtual boxing.
19:10:02 ian, did you feel the wobble?
20:04:08 poorly constructed, pull up bar.
20:13:16 peter, the most important thing on a diet is willpower.
20:58:06 Pixar animation.
21:06:06 hamster stretching.
21:14:01 sawing a board fail
21:20:03 farting into the air purifier.
21:32:11 making the happiest moment
in the world.
21:39:14 a bad axle shaft
22:56:26 blankets get stolen at night will not be covered
23:11:27 father can share in
pain of birth now.
23:47:10 1st day on the schedule.
24:01:28 your drinks on the roof.
25:02:16 parents name things after
expensive things.
25:11:13 when I get my Tesla robot

25:52:28 cow's eat plants bad, so do vegans
26:04:23 getting fingers stuck in wedding ring.
26:24:05 ended up in neighbor's flower garden.
26:29:10 i found the remote.
26:38:14 ask her if she's gained weight.
26:55:03 daylight savings - we can watch Sunset at lunch.
27:11:25 World War 3 be like.
27:49:19 showing my kid how high I can
kick ball.
27:59:19 loose motor mounts
30:05:05 girlfriend laughing at my gutless car.
30:25:16 mechanic getting glitter stuck to hand
30:47:00 horse won't pass Harris sign.
31:05:03 I am going to Chad's house.
31:43:15 I knew it was a Turkey.
31:58:18 who cut your hair?
33:24:29 vehicle shaky on the highway.
33:35:26 modern day car fixes.
34:05:18 being too big for a car.
35:12:17 water bottle kickboxing.
35:30:02 my car always loses races.
36:45:07 office chair back flip.
36:57:07 when your brakes are bad.
38:01:14 kid cleaning up dad's mess.
38:18:08 you beat 5 million others to the egg.
38:23:12 family feud - something that can
be inflated and deflated.
38:54:13 what woman kills her husband
over jealousy?
39:04:26 al Bundy - cannot ask for money
without earning it.
40:14:26 life after 35.
40:22:02 would you turn me in if I killed someone?
40:55:13 marriage is psychological.
41:04:24 anything to avoid DOT
41:34:18 type of husband - look for
candy bar I ate
41:47:07 Beavis & Butthead - photocopying butts
42:08:16 two dudes with matching outfits.
42:20:09 falling off boat pulling water skier.
42:56:08 corn bin definitely full.
43:04:29 mafia boss and deaf accountant.
43:53:18 gap in the door car accident.
44:04:00 oceans call too strong.
44:13:27 karaoke dog howl
45:00:09 dogs afraid of cats.
46:19:28 prewashing dishes in toilet.
46:32:11 power sliding into wall.
47:32:11 feeding Ostrich when this happened.
47:41:08 self-Serve empty trick or treat bucket.
47:48:00 put this on, teach me a lesson.
48:04:27 rough day at kindergarten.
48:23:23 strange things kids do.
49:31:00 use your foot as a spoon
50:00:29 end

00:00:00 joe is passing shards.
00:33:06 liberals watching the election results
05:54:00 some Donald Trump rap
06:16:18 kamala looking for some solitude
07:44:10 Ukraine calling White House
for more money.
07:49:11 Charlie Kirk - liberal meltdown.
11:23:25 cutting down tree with
environmentalist in it.
12:12:01 new highway protester attachment.
12:20:15 my dog has no gender confusion.
13:19:03 impersonating all of the Kamala accents.
14:07:10 telling daddy that I am going to be
working for Kamala.
16:17:09 proof Donald Trump beats women.

16:29:19 joe reminding us that he is still President.
17:15:00 putting on trash bag before going to polls
17:35:22 trump should have been
President 4 months ago.
18:50:02 conservatives will outbreed you.
19:17:14 democrat presidential horse race.
20:28:28 my family lives off government.
21:31:25 kamala excited about her best bus.
21:40:05 Taylor Swift upsets child voter.
22:36:14 showing view how stupid they are.
23:52:00 kamala playing family feud.
26:00:15 getting robbed by metal head.
26:20:16 3 ways democrats and
republicans are different.
27:19:16 picture images It hurts so bad.
29:03:22 end

00:00:00 interview with waltz and Vance.
01:09:15 trump's kitten army.
01:27:12 candidates' tones getting out the vote.
01:58:19 plastic bags were the solution.
02:10:19 Trump's administration on
inauguration day
03:56:29 peter douche - confuses democrats.
04:12:18 Trump - operation return to sender.
04:31:02 phone calling for Harris administration.
05:50:22 final test to vote for Harris.
06:50:23 election day - truck won't start.
08:38:03 California is doing what?
08:55:04 Tyrus - Kamla Harris new word salad.
13:27:28 delivering immigrants to Kamala supporters
14:31:06 kamala, poling 100% 3 AM voters.
15:46:06 government's health advice.
16:04:20 kamala supporter ordering fries
at library.

16:37:13 concerns about sons getting married.
16:49:21 trump sign prank paint balls.
17:51:11 setting your clocks back.
17:58:09 too evil for the grinch
18:22:08 who's better public speaker?
18:34:16 when Dracula shows up at ranch.
20:16:27 department of Education VS lower
student scores.
20:27:17 trump's 1st day back in office.
21:17:05 dog reacts to dad voting for Biden.
21:40:01 jeff Dunham, peanut Jose, talk about
the immigration thing.
22:28:26 kid with indigestion
23:00:01 end of movie

00:00:00 everyone needs a set of spreaders
00:33:09 don't piss off water truck.
00:54:16 drop me on Tuesday.
01:38:23 shortest person wants to help.
01:44:24 paramedic - gunshot car.
02:17:10 paramedic and oreo man.
02:58:28 when you leave stuff on Bay floor.
03:13:05 the cowboy fireman.
05:39:27 firefighters on slow day.
05:53:12 when you earn your helmet.
06:24:15 Steve Harvey - I am so confused.
06:36:10 paramedic and the soap bar.
07:14:01 don't piss off water truck.
07:35:08 tyke breaking door open vs
adult breaking door
08:06:22 firefighter VS volunteer firefighters
08:26:09 planting the dreaded air horn.
09:22:29 spreaders show 1000 pounds force.
10:36:21 fire fighter band
11:09:10 she did not know I was
standing behind her.
11:14:26 having problems with a cat.

11:46:12 me after morning truck check.
11:56:01 superheroes in action.
12:23:15 spraying water on magnesium.
12:35:28 sister firefighter here.
13:44:18 probie ask to sit in front.
13:51:29 sleeping through calls.
14:05:05 missed the truck again.
14:31:09 Am I sitting in police section.
14:42:29 trying to relate to female firefighters.
15:19:26 why do girls like firefighters?
15:58:05 getting fire hydrant to work.
16:26:09 paramedic getting turds to the hospital.
17:09:17 getting dispatched for fire alarm.
17:40:00 skeleton in the hospital bed.
18:46:00 Excitement in a firefighter's life

00:00:00 Walter dressed up as Cupid.
01:30:15 Walter flipping off IRS building.
02:26:20 Walter dressed up as Frankenstein.
03:26:10 batman peanut needs a Butler.
04:25:19 Walter can you act?
04:53:19 Walter & peanut -
Leather face in the mirror.
06:30:07 peanut & Jose - the immigration thing.
07:18:26 Achmed needs some ligaments.
08:18:20 Achmed is a God.

09:31:07 bubba what you are going
to ask Santa for Christmas?
10:06:07 Achmed starts falling apart.
11:16:13 Jose is messing around with
peanut's sister.
12:00:15 peanut tries to be a ventriloquist.
13:24:08 peanut mix meat is clone.
16:29:20 long nose dude -
talks about his costume
18:38:05 peanut makes fun of Jose's name.

00:00:00 Beavis & butthead - run fast Beavis.
00:29:15 firemen planted radio-controlled horn.
01:06:15 fireman testing out new nozzle.
01:30:18 dog bit wife had to put her down.
01:44:16 that's good no that's bad.
02:43:25 lighting match to get rid of poop smell
03:02:17 looking in the mirror.
03:20:21 real fighter pilot reacts to hot shots.
06:48:28 how did you get such an amazing guy?
07:07:12 you got laid
08:08:10 bunny wants a back scratch.
08:23:23 my pet black widows.
09:24:03 small people with balls.
09:42:27 taking boat to the lake.
10:22:14 SLN - package Amazon interview.
12:52:03 amazon prime driver car comes after her.
13:10:10 driving loader off the wrong way.
14:12:18 spinning steering wheel.
14:19:27 lost in the corn maze.
15:21:14 smashing pumpkin.
16:01:03 golfer VS the birds.
17:17:24 family feud - Steve Harvey has what in
common with the rock
17:37:06 miss there is hair in my food.
18:57:07 big lady jumping in.
19:07:11 i dream our nation will have a 12
21:40:22 dad whines, kids stop whining.
22:07:14 Beavis & butthead - Beavis is in
hospital unresponsive
22:58:14 I left my dog at home.
23:18:12 send the dead guy down the
water slide.
25:27:15 I have a boyfriend.
25:43:01 our proud nation will measure
weights in pounds
29:40:13 using towline on Grandma.
29:54:04 sabotaging the animated TV characters.
31:04:15 calling my boss to evacuate.
31:30:26 blonde trying to buy TV in the corner.
32:31:08 family feud - word that follows strip.
33:24:19 special effects watching horror movie.
34:30:08 boys hitting each other with trash lid.
35:13:08 replace parents' chandelier with
jumbo Tron.
36:15:02 laser pointer with alligators.
36:36:14 why they call it a Ford fiesta.
36:43:11 buying a left-handed hammer.
38:00:16 using combine header to cook chickens.
38:11:01 customer brought in car with bad
wheel bearing

39:04:20 buying sunglasses to attract girls.
40:16:19 belly flop in pool.
40:32:04 cut the gray wire.
41:21:28 Beavis & butthead - armpit farts.
41:46:18 diagnosing car over phone.
41:53:23 woman takes car to a mechanic.
42:56:01 while holding the baby.
43:03:09 getting fish to jump in pan
43:23:10 using welder to fix car.
44:15:26 when you don't say thank you.
44:53:23 first cybertruck accident.
45:00:28 your typical Volkswagen.
45:13:26 your engine is overheating.
45:31:14 doing a front-end alignment.
46:11:24 watch the girl watching scam.
46:37:29 every Jeep owner.
46:53:08 family feud - hating to find what
on your wiener
47:07:04 Beavis & butthead - at
psychiatric center.
47:32:14 inflation - it is now 25 cents.
47:43:15 why are you not using your phone?
48:29:11 light Pole failure.
48:46:04 when pigs fly.
49:02:08 scooter VS Toyota.
49:08:25 teacher handstand fail.
49:34:23 pole vaulting across stream.
49:44:00 bird falls asleep upside down.
49:50:27 rod snap's groin.
49:55:20 measuring pool angles.
50:26:01 rubbing the inner tube lamp.
50:34:20 overreving your motorcycle.
50:53:12 golf drive on butt crack.
51:48:29 birthday table collapse.
51:59:18 get rid of the colic
52:17:15 paddleboard, failure.
52:27:23 solving toilet paper over
Rubik cube.

00:00:00 you don't have a cousin Patty.
00:30:03 fluffy - 6 levels of fatness.
02:24:11 little things happen as you grow older.
03:14:21 throw the cards in the air.
03:58:08 hysterectomy - what is that?
06:57:06 lady throws bra on stage.
11:09:22 people actually older than me.
14:10:16 God give me a sign.
14:21:18 robin Williams - I could just drop a log.
14:49:03 watching our President speak.
16:37:10 asking my dad to play tag
18:37:29 old people and medical discussions.
25:59:08 stop baby from crying whip cream.

26:08:19 because we went to American schools.
27:07:24 don't give pretty women tickets
27:14:29 trump get VP who is a mutt
29:02:14 hard to make women finish.
29:16:22 poor disappearing trick.
29:28:02 definitely not smart.
30:30:25 like jewelry, not in nose
31:19:01 doing a 360 body turn while in seatbelt
32:07:08 music like pacifier.

00:00:00 awesome kid sings "amazing grace"
01:30:26 you're tired but do not give up the fight.
02:48:26 non-believer talking to believer.
03:12:07 Trump - Bible tells of people living in harmony
03:54:05 God shows up in Eastern Tennessee.
08:52:21 my generation has lost fear of God.

12:56:22 dead 45 minutes. God brought me back to life.
18:35:11 my air mattress become someone else's; but God.
25:33:05 the power of prayer.
28:07:29 socialism VS capitalism.
32:11:24 Jesus quotes psalm 22 on the cross