Betty white & johnny Carson - Tarzan and jane
banging your kid with the door
break dancing with high pressure washer
Get well soon on dead raccoon
reporting missing wife
Hummer on the water
problems on spirit airlines
Squirrel hijacks airplane
Pants fall down at wedding
Time to diet (dye it)
Peanut - Wearing a helmet
Tim Conway - going undercover as a lady
Another pancake wedding
pulling boat upside down
difficulty with the word (shorter)
Do not be too quick to judge
Jim the salesman
getting dad to do the yard work
Ultimate car air conditioner
Stopping at McDonald's before going hospital
Make some money or else
man loses wife on road
looking to the sky for answers
One trip to ER not enough

water flowers stupid
to chicken - Your wife in potatoes
When you don't speak English
Ultimate tractor pull out fail
instantaneous regrets
He did not understand the assignment
standing behind three manikins
spinning a pregnant woman
drop hammer on treadmill
kill spider with iPhone
finding ancient toilet
ultimate golf fail
dog in the taillights
What to do with six inch turd
gulping can sparkling water without burping
snake on the door prank
When the wife takes the dog by the pub
Ultimate homemade water slide jump
Groundhog mocks camera by stealing
water saucer tip over
car protection versus bad guy
When the water runs out
Girl holds my mop handle
kid cracks head on garage door
How fast was the ostrich going when it hit fence
USPS won't deliver nudist community

Tim Conway & carol - living out a typewritten story
My nutritionist
water skiing should be okay
Jeff Dunham convinces people his coat is a baby
Kiddo playing with dogs hardware
Marriage fights are great
Are you thinking about going to the store?
Lady asking for knife on plane
al Bundy - best insults at shoe store
What was ADD in the eighties
kid drops off instantly
Checking my pickup truck out
Who invented two week notice
I'm going to Vietnam nine days
I want to work out with you
Flushing my keys down the toilet

dad being happy playing craps
Blind guy is laughing
Going to the doctor with bad ankle
making eggs over medium
My neighbors got the weapons
getting pulled over because of California plates
refusing to pay for broken chair
having children as a father
Wife wants understanding without specifying
Waking up before my wife
kids makes you do crazy things
Having a psychic at birthday party
Toddlers think they know it all (jaguar)
forgetting to take out the chicken
Going to IHOP

mechanic challenges doctor
taco bell the new colon cleanser
We have your kid
medical emergency on spirit airlines
Walking on two legs
I'm on the toilet
cowboy & guy in the BMW
light bulb in the fridge
Identifying flies
Speeding ticket
the life of an egg
No son you are married
getting older
Ipad Icook Iclean

cheese stuck on window
kicking sleeping dog
The dutch oven
mans best friend put to test
big diamond ring
new boyfriend versus new gun
2 x 3
Noah's ark
Giving thanks
Dog seems like a lot of fun
Is Jonah in heaven
how wife handles jail.

Dropped wallet and big spider
Snake on the belt loop trick
hiding a woman in bed
Shrink wrap and scream mask
modifying exhaust sound
Spoon tap head trick
Fake steering wheel
pranking dogs with stuffed animals
Man and woman in porta potty
doing a breathalyzer test
slow people crossing road
drunk taxi driver
Finger dog rear end
Dad fixes fall for daughter speed ticket
Flasher

Throw her in pool
Trash can prank fail
wrong number prank
fat dude rolling down sidewalk
Snake in the cooler
I-beam in the windshield
Face painting at the mall
Air horn in toilet
criminal hides in coffin
Falling into bottomless dumpster
Tin pan versus horror flick
Baby disengages from bicycle
Building quick house of cards
Disappearing man from street sewer.